I fail to understand how I can be both cool and calm and a worrier in any meaningful way, and I take issue with the characterization of my sexuality. I suppose I wouldn't actually turn down the lubricant, although what good it would do me if I didn't want to have sex I don't know. And I'd make a lousy criminal, except that that is looking like about the only way I could actually make money. Also, I don't like that color.
satyadasa's is much better (in the sense of more desirable, at least from my perspective, although I don't much like that color either. handynavi's pretty much hits the nail on the head, muah. *waves to RL people*