Mai Yamani

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

Avast, me hearties! I'm Guybrush Threepwood ... er, I mean, mayhap, and I be here to serve all yer mighty pirate needs.

I be runnin' a tight ship, indeed I do. Me mini-buccaneers were being fractious and uppity this fair Friday mornin', so I did be keelhauling half of them. No, wait: I only wish I did be keelhauling half of them. And there be water within easy distance of me place of employment, make no mistake.

If ye find yerself itchin' to issue a sword-fightin' challenge this fine day, ye may be wantin' to avail yerself of damonjager, the Insult Swordfight Club.

Blow the man down!

ETA: satyadasa did be bringin' me some of the grog he made, and now me life be complete.
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