January 1st, 2019

Mai Yamani

Yuletide reveals

I wrote two things for Yuletide and they're definitely very different from each other! Both pretty on-brand for me, though, in their own way.

The Tale of the Water of Living Stone (1286 words) by mayhap
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: VitaminWater "Dogs Lost In A Maze That Is Also In Egypt" Commercial
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Fletcher (Dogs Lost In A Maze That Is Also In Egypt), Nicole (Dogs Lost In A Maze That Is Also In Egypt), Pat (Dogs Lost In A Maze That Is Also In Egypt), Original Characters
Additional Tags: Don't Have to Know Canon, Pastiche

A newly-discovered Egyptian text which is definitely NOT part of a viral marketing campaign for Dogs Lost in a Maze That Is Also in Egypt from electroLIGHT and açaí.blueberry.pomegranate studios, in theaters at some point. #dogsinamaze #XXXsummerblockbuster

What do you mean, Dogs Lost in a Maze that is Also in Egypt isn't a real movie? It has a Rotten Tomatoes page! This is the novelization that an ancient Egyptian might have written if he had a strange and anachronistic mandate to include prominent product placement.

Happiness Is a Water Gun (2313 words) by mayhap
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Adventures in Odyssey
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con
Relationships: Richard Maxwell/Dr. Regis Blackgaard, allusions to past Jellyfish/Richard Maxwell
Characters: Richard Maxwell, Dr. Regis Blackgaard, John Avery Whittaker, Connie Kendall
Additional Tags: Revenge Sex, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Face-Fucking, Humiliation, Yuletide Treat, Yuleporn

With Dr. Regis Blackgaard forced to his knees at gunpoint, Richard Maxwell takes his revenge. AU of Waylaid in the Windy City.

Adventures in Odyssey is a long-running radio drama produced by Focus on the Family which is supposed to teach your children important lessons, but I learned all the wrong lessons from it. Like that revenge is actually awesome and the only thing that would make it better would be getting the guy who'd deliver the lecture about how revenge is bad out of the room so that things can get really filthy. Hence this fic.

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