If only there were an online Inui-voice-bot! The things I would have it say...
When I ran out of filthy, filthy porn, I would make it read me all my email or something.
I'd paste Wikipedia entries to him! Oh, Inui, tell me all about the major exports of Argentina again.
"When I ran out of filthy, filthy porn"..

Is this even possible? In the age of the internets, I doubt it. You could probably spend the rest of your life having it just read the more inventive forms of fanfic.
Well, okay, when I ran out of porn I actually wanted to hear, even read by Inui. :D Although my friendslist do a pretty good job making sure I have a ready supply.