The italics that were in the original have been misplaced, because I suck. Sorry. :(

Mary Anne and the Original Problem Children, written for wisdomeagle, who is just that awesome
Baby-Sitters Club/Bible crossover. G. 4,112 words.
Janine's extra-credit time machine lands Mary Anne with a pair of interesting sitting charges: Cain and Abel. Yes. Seriously.

You can tell it's a good summary when it has the words "Yes. Seriously." in it. (So, yes, I continue to fail at summaries on a regular basis.)

From when Ari suggested the idea to when I posted it, a mere sixteen hours elapsed, which is how I can tell that this is the best plotbunny ever.

( Read the rest )

In order to demonstrate to you that there are no limits to my insanity, I present to you the latest craze which is sweeping fandom (or not): Real Building Slash. With added crossover goodness.

Towering Lust, written for vagabondsal
Architecture. PG for suggestiveness. 1,224 words.
The NYU building formerly known as the Main Building finds comfort from a another building that understands.

( The Building-that-had-been-Main was sulking. )

I should have called this the New Years Cracktastathon, because apparently, that is what it is.

Mary Anne and the Original Problem Children, written for wisdomeagle, who is just that awesome
Baby-Sitters Club/Bible crossover. G. 4,112 words.
Janine's extra-credit time machine lands Mary Anne with a pair of interesting sitting charges: Cain and Abel. Yes. Seriously.

( Kristy insisted that I write up this sitting job even though the only people here who can read this are me, her and Janine, and I already told them everything that happened. )

If you enjoyed this complete and utter insanity, consider requesting some of your own.

So, satyadasa requested Star Control II: The Ur-Quan Masters slash. He did this on purpose because he knows that I hate that game more than anything, ever, and so he likes to inflict it on me whenever possible. And then handynavi wanted to play it, so I had to download the open source emulator port thing and play through the first tedious hour or so, all the while with satyadasa on speakerphone offering helpful hints.

This was all the "research" I required to write this little piece, which is very descriptively entitled I Fucking Hate Star Control II. Captain Zelnick/Commander Hayes, 451 words, PG-13, completely idiotic (hey, don't you wish more authors warned you about idiocy beforehand?), plus a screenshot of Commander Hayes for good measure

( Click here if you dare )

Well, the NYC fics can only get better from here.

So. I didn't write anywhere near enough fic last year. This is going to change.

Announcing mayhap's New Years Challengathon!

Step 1: Comment to this post with a fic request. It doesn't have to be something I usually write. Hell, it doesn't have to be something I've actually heard of. I don't even have to know who you are! Include a pairing and/or a character and/or a prompt and/or something else. Whatever.

Step 2: I will write something, probably a either drabble or something under 500 words, and post it some time this year. Hopefully sooner rather than later, but you know.

Warning: fic may be extremely silly, especially if I am basing it on googling for the fandom in question.

If you request more than one thing, I will actually write at least, but possibly not limited to, one of them.

Step 3: Profit! There is no step 3.

So! Request away!