The internet ruins every thought. You cannot think about something for more than a minuet and you go on to something else. The internet is giving everyone ADD.
You know, I used to have an attention span. Of course, I also used to argue for extended periods of time about things like whether such-and-such a television show ever really existed, and now I can just prove it to them with the mighty power of the internet ...
Well, I was planning on getting dressed today and doing errands, but I guess that can wait until next week...
Dude, I miss so many of those programs. Animaniacs was some high-quality crack, it was.
Oh, I know! Now all we get from Warner Brothers is, like, Baby Looney Tunes and Space Jam and that weird new thing where all the characters are oddly pointy. It's a good thing we now have the internet for all our awesome cartoon crack needs.